tips to write college papers
- begin with “buckle your seatbelts, motherfuckers, because in eight short pages i am going to learn u a thing that i only learned myself about two hours ago, so sit down, shut up, and enjoy the experience of my 4-am-redbull-induced-self-hatred-fuelled-writing-extravaganza”
- erase when finished with the paper
BUT THIS ACTUALLY WORKS
MAKE SURE YOU ERASE IT THOUGH
The only problem being that afterwords you are 2 lines short of your page minimum. :c
I love working all day and forgetting about the NFL and then watching the Eagles highlight reel and getting to bypass all the stress, it takes so much worry out of my life.
OH my god worst 4 days ever almost over, one paper down and one more due at midnight. So close yet so far.
Cleaning resin-covered glass after months of avoiding it is so satisfying, I think maybe I need to go into the pressure washing business or something.